Aspiring to be that someone that maintains a position as the butt of every mall joke? Oh, the beloved rent-a-cop: menace of our mall going existance and bane of all teenagers. This funny retro styled design in navy blue is perfect any the mall lover.

So whether you're aspiring to work as mall security or want to police a music festival (or even your cousin's barmitzvah?), this humorous "I've Always Wanted to be a Rent-a-Cop" retro vintage style design is perfect!





...and the utterly inappropriate and cheesy:

Rough life? Then this vintage style Hangin' in There logo may be just the right thing... If anything, it's a conversation piece... Maybe not the most politically correct, but it sure beats that poster of a kitten hanging from a tree limb!