A vintage Alabama state slogan that reads: I used to could play football. I used to could play Alabama football! Southern lingo at its finest, this retro vintage Alabama state slogan certainly makes a funny state t shirt motto (whether you're a love football or not). Southern or not, this classic state tee is a great gift idea for the football (or not!) fan in your life.

A vintage Alabama state slogan that reads: Fixin' to go to the game. Fixin' to go to the game, or simply fixin' to watch the game? Love Alabama football or just love a funny t shirt? This retro vintage Alabama state slogan is a perfect gift ideafor any football fan or for anyone with a sense of humor.

A vintage Alaska state slogan that reads: Don't care who you are. You can't sell us ice. Mysterious, adventurous Alaska. You probably haven't actually been there, but you can still get the souvenir Alaska t shirt! We've always thought it strange when people say things like "he could sell ice to an eskimo!" No, I'm actually pretty sure he couldn't. But we're also sure this saying makes for a funny retro vintage style Alaska state motto.

Between Halliburton and his role as vice-president, Dick Cheney has had many chances to live up to his name. And now there's one more! Cheney's Hunting Club: where it's okay to be a stupid dick. Another funny and humorous current events design, this Dick Cheney hunting logo makes a perfect political t shirt. A political gift idea for any liberal/democrat, or anyone with a sense of humor. Oh, Dick, why are you such a Dick? We are, of course, referring to Cheney's latest: shooting his lawyer hunting partner with a shotgun, by accident. While not a cause for impeaching, this news item is great for a few laughs!